Had a two-person Christmas party with this lovely lady today. Definitely the prettiest elf I've ever met.

Our delicious cookies

So Carley has to drink non-dairy milk and gave me some so I could see what it tasted like (she said it was pretty much like normal milk).
I took a sip and my taste buds were assaulted more than they've ever been. She asked, "Tastes just like regular milk, right?"
"I guess," I choked out, trying to be somewhat nice. Seeing my expression, she took a sip of her glass and her face scrunched up. Yes, she had poured me a glass of toxic spoiled sour milk. Gonna take a couple of weeks for me to trust her again.

All in all, our party was a blast. Thankfully, all two of us showed up. We watched Miracle on Something Street (neither of us can remember the number), she kicked my butt in Mario Cart, and we wore incredible hats. All in all, it was the best two person Christmas party I've ever been to.